Dad's Christmas List
1. Taurus Thunderbolt Pump Rifle 357mag
2. Spanish CETME 7.62x51 NATO
3. ParaOrd GI 1911 45acp
4. Marlin Bolt Action rifle 308win
5. Generator 5500w continuous min output
6. Ruger P-95 9mm
7. Smith & Wesson 22A 22lr
8. EK knife #3 Blade, Wood Grip, Cross Guard
9. Primers - Large and Small Pistol
10. Barska 7x50 Waterproof Binocular with Compass and Rangefinder Reticule
11. Hennessy Hammock EXPLORER DELUXE A-SYM
12. Bullseye, Unique Powder 4lbs size
13. 9mm and/or 45ACP Brass
14. Hiking Boots
15. Hiking GPS color -w- updateable maps
16. MRE's
17. Freeze Dried Backpacker Meals
18. Backpack Water Filter -w- "ceramic element"
19. Good Scoped Rifle Case
20. Set of One Piece Gun Cleaning Rods
21. Good 3x9 air rifle scope
22. Ely, Winchester or Remington Target 22lr ammo
23. 7.62x39 Re-loadable ammo
24. New HD Beam Style Powder Scale (not digital)
25. Primer Pocket cleaner -w- handle
26. Lee 7.62x39 dies and/or 308 and/or 223
27. Magazine for Hi Standard "Sharpshooter" Pistol 22lr
28. US or Canada Silver Coins or Silver Bullion
29. Golf Balls
30. New AT trail maps
This is my Christmas List for 2009. I've made lists every year since I was 4, even though they mostly quit working when I was 13, and aint done d!ck for me in 30 years. But I keep on trying. You would think with 5 kids one of them would hit just 1 item just out of pure luck.
It's not like they don't buy me anything , they can find some amazingly expensive "CRAP" that I have to go ouuu and ahhhh over. Things like the golf ball washer for my pull cart. The average life of a golf ball for me is about 25 strokes or 2 holes, they never, ever, have time to get dirty.
A new 1911 has been in the "Top 3" for 30 years, usually No# 1, they all ask me what I want every year and I tell them "a new 1911 Government" Dec 25 gets here. NADA
But I do have something to look forward too, when I turn 55 the youngest (12) is planning to have me committed. Because, she claims I am senile. She has done the research and it wont cost anywhere as much if she if she waits the 4 years.
So you see how it goes................
Oh Well...........
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah
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